Stargate Atlantis

fanfic by Eildon Rhymer (aka Rhymer23)

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I accidentally stumbled on a stray season one SGA episode in May 2007, and was hooked from the start. I took my time catching up on all the previous episodes, took a bit more time coming to terms with the characters... and then started writing. I have no intention of stopping in the foreseeable future, even though the show is now over.

Page last updated June 5th to add two short stories - one humorous (A Walk on the Dark Side) and one an outsider viewpoint Shep whump story (The Flowers of the Field. Before that updated May 24th and 28th to add a 50,000 word illustrated historical AU, On the Wings of an Eagle, my two gen ficathon stories: Where the White Lilies Grow, a longish (46,000 word) John and Rodney centric AU, and The World to Come, a much shorter (c. 6000 word) team fic. Also added Friends and Old Wine, a short Ronon character piece (with added team) written for the flashfic alcohol challenge.


Stories over 40,000 words

On the Wings of an Eagle (Posted May 28th 2009 - 50,000 words.)
Summary: It started with a man crashing into a herb garden. Soon a misfit band of four exiles are caught up in a wild ride of sword fights, sewing, rescue missions, shopping trips, high treason, lute-playing, changing the face of scientific knowledge forever, the imminent risk of hideous death, and comfits.
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: None. Characters: Team. Genre: AU, adventure, gen, including quite a lot of humour, some angst, some h/c and some pictures. This was written for the Gen Ficathon on LJ, for the prompt "Those magnificent men in their flying machines." Yes, really.



Where the White Lilies Grow (Posted May 24th 2009 - 44,400 words.)
Summary: People tell stories about the wonders of the Time Before. They tell stories, too, about magical creatures with long, fair hair, who emerge from the hill and can turn you to dust in an instant. But John Sheppard has never been one to believe in stories…
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: None. Characters: Principally Sheppard and McKay, but the rest of the team appear in the last third. Genre: AU, adventure, gen, including some angst and some h/c. This was written for the Gen Ficathon on LJ, for the prompt "Clarke's Law (i.e. "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic")

Born in the Barrens (Posted February 13th 2009 - 60,000 words.)
Summary: While on a mission to the city of the Genii, Rodney McKay, master alchemist, is given a gift of a slave.
Rating: T (some intense emotional scenes, and references to past torture.)
Content: Spoilers: None. Characters: Principally Sheppard and McKay, but the rest of the team appear in the second half. Genre: AU, angst, adventure, hurt/comfort, gen.

The Price of a Pardon: sequel to The Pirate's Prisoner (Added November 15th 2008 - 49,000 words.)



On the Road to Come What May (Added September 2nd 2008 - 95,000 words)
Summary: It started with a strange vessel crashing down from the sky. Then three strangers appeared in a decaying city, willing to risk everything to rescue an injured, imprisoned friend. For those caught up in the adventures of these four, nothing will ever be the same again. (This is an outsider viewpoint team fic, in which the team are very central to the story, but we see them throughout through the eyes of original characters.)
Rating: T for some swearing
Content: Spoilers: Only the very vaguest ones for early season four episodes. Characters: Team, plus OCs. Genre: Drama, adventure, hurt/comfort, outsider viewpoint, gen.
Now with added epilogue: A Part of All That I Have Met (added October 1st 2008 - c. 5000 words)

The Pirate's Prisoner (Added May 1st 2008 - 42,000 words.)



Practise to Deceive (Completed March 4th 2008 - 72,000 words.
Summary: Something is very wrong on Atlantis, and Sheppard is at the heart of it, walking a very dangerous path.
Rating: PG-13
Content: Spoilers: Up to and including Tabula Rasa in season 4, and set shortly after that episode. Characters: Sheppard and team. Genre: Angst, adventure, hurt/comfort, gen.

White Walls (Added December 2nd 2007 - 55,000 words)
Summary: Four went out, and three came back. Sheppard has vanished, and the rest of his team lies injured. By the time they recover, the trail has gone cold. As Sheppard and his team fight their own separate battles for hope and survival, the true danger may be different from what any of them expect.
Rating: T (heavy angst, and psychological torture, though nothing graphic)
Content: Spoilers: Up to and including Reunion in season 4, and set shortly after that episode. Characters: Sheppard and team. Genre: Angst, hurt/comfort, gen. This really is a very angsty and intense story.

Entertaining Strangers (Added October 14th 2007 - 92,500 words)
Summary: Sheppard disappears on a mission, and is mourned as dead. But then he comes back. Friends become strangers, strangers become enemies, and Atlantis itself could fall, unless a group of people are able to recover what was lost.
Rating: PG-13.
Content: Spoilers: Not really, since this goes AU after The Defiant One in season one. Characters: All, including both Ford and Ronon, but with an emphasis on Sheppard and McKay. Genre: AU. Angst. Action-adventure. Whump (of Sheppard, mostly). Gen.


Stories between 10,000 and 40,000 words

A Sure Anchor (Added April 24th 2009 - 16,000 words)
Summary: While visiting a place from Ronon's past, Sheppard and Ronon are attacked by snipers, but there's something there that's more dangerous and deadly than any human enemy.
Rating: PG-13 (some non-graphic violence)
Content: Spoilers: Up to mid season 5, particularly for Broken Ties, The Shrine and Search and Rescue. Characters: Sheppard and Ronon. Genre: h/c, adventure, angst

As Far as it Takes (Added March 5th 2009 - 17,000 words)
Summary: "How far would you go, Colonel Sheppard?" asked the tall man. "How far will you go to save him?"
Rating: PG-13 (some non-graphic violence)
Content: Spoilers: Up to and including Remnants. Especial spoilers for Miller's Crossing. Characters: Sheppard and McKay. Genre: h/c, adventure, angst

In Time of War (Added December 28th 2008 - 14,700 words)
Summary: They had never expected to end up in a war zone. Sheppard is captured, but rescuing him is only the beginning, because Sheppard is badly hurt and rapidly deteriorating, the Gate is inaccessible, and the enemy is everywhere, closing fast.
Rating: PG-13 (some non-graphic violence, and the story is set in a war-zone, with related grimness)
Content: Spoilers: Up to and including Inquisition. Characters: Team, with focus on Sheppard and McKay. Genre: h/c, adventure, angst

Through a Glass, Darkly (Added December 21st 2008 - 14,500 words)
Summary: When an injured John Sheppard shows up at his door in the middle of the night, David Sheppard finds himself in the middle of a desperate adventure. Hunted by implacable enemies and haunted by past misunderstandings, the two brothers struggle to survive in a world gone terribly wrong.
Rating: PG-13 (some non-graphic violence and occasional swearing)
Content: Spoilers: For Sheppard's backstory as seen in Outcast. Some very oblique references to early season 5 events. Characters: John Sheppard, David Sheppard, mosly. Genre: angst, h/c, adventure

The Fall of the Leaf (Added November 22nd 2008 - 11,000 words)
Summary: It is four days since his experience on the mainland, and Sheppard hasn't talked. But something is lurking at the heart of a decaying ruin - something that will not only push Sheppard and his team into a new nightmare, but which will force Sheppard to confront the old one.
Rating: PG-13
Content: Spoilers: Up to and including Remnants in season five. This is essentially a Remnants tag, with some Broken Ties thrown in. Characters: Team, but Sheppard has the bulk of the character focus. Genre: angst, h/c, episode tag

Survival of the Fittest (Added June 30th 2008 - 17,000 words)
Summary: Sheppard, McKay and Ronon are stranded in a cold wilderness without warm clothes or any supplies, and days away from help.
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: Up to and including Midway in season four. Characters: Mostly Sheppard and McKay, with some Ronon. Genre: h/c, angst, character study

Empty Vessels (Added May 18th 2008 - 32,600 words)
Summary: Four people awake separately in the darkness with no memory of who they are, and there is something in the darkness, and it wants them.
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: Season four cast. Characters: Team. Genre: angst, whump, mystery/suspense

Dark Water (Added January 18th 2008 - just over 10,000 words)
Summary: Sheppard and McKay crash in a storm, but the crash is soon the least of their worries. Written for the Sheppard h/c Secret Santa over on LJ.
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Sheppard and McKay. Genre: whump, mostly

Drawing the Line (Added December 14th 2007 - just over 10,000 words)
Summary: Sheppard's been shot, Rodney has a price on his head, and the hunters are closing in. As the two of them struggle to stay alive, recent events come to a head.
Rating: T (some violence)
Content: Spoilers: This is an indirect Miller's Crossing tag. Characters: Sheppard and McKay. Genre: Angst, episode tag, character study, hurt/comfort, gen.

Blood and Water (Added August 8th 2007 - around 10,000 words)
Summary: On a world of masks and lies, the lone survivor of a disaster seeks revenge on his enemies.
Rating: T for some violent imagery.
Content: Spoilers: Brief reference to the second season episode Conversion Characters: This information would be a spoiler. Shep-whump is involved, though. Genre: Angst. Whump. Gen.

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing (Added August 5th 2007 - around 10,000 words)
Summary: Injured and on the run, Sheppard and McKay are trapped in a dark ruin with a putative monster. This, however, is soon the least of their problems...
Rating: PG.
Content: Spoilers: Set mid-season three, but Phantoms is the only episode directly alluded to. Characters: Sheppard and McKay. Genre: Whump, humour, angst, gen.


Stories with under 10,000 words

The Flowers of the Field (Added June 5th 2009 - 4995 words)
Summary: On the first day of spring, a young girl finds a badly injured man, chained to a dead man and caught in a trap
Rating: PG-13
Content: Warning: Some non-graphic ickiness involving the presence of a corpse. Characters: Sheppard plus OC Genre: gen, h/c, outsider viewpoint. This was written for the flashfic challenge on the Sheppard h/c community, for the prompt "trapped/traps."

The World to Come (Added May 24th 2009 - 6136 words)
Summary: The world ended when John was sleeping...
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Team Genre: gen, team, angst. This was written for the Gen Ficathon on LJ for the prompt the prompt, "I found the end of the world, of course; And it's not the end of the world, of course (Gordon Downie, "Vancouver Divorce")

Friends and Old Wine (Added May 24th 2009 - c. 2700 words)
Summary: Not long after arriving on Atlantis, Ronon is given a bottle of Satedan firewine, the last of its kind. Throughout the events of the next few years, it stays unopened, because Sateda is gone…
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: All Ronon-centric episodes in the series. Characters: Ronon, plue team Genre: gen, character study, angst.

Face to Face (Added January 10th 2009 - 1950 words)
Summary: The truth seen in flames and mirrors. This is a Vegas tag. Please read the warning.
Rating: PG-13 (some swearing)
Content: Warning: This is not the happy ending. Spoilers: Vegas. Characters: Vegas-AU Sheppard and McKay, some Woolsey, some team Genre: angst, h/c

The View from the Other Side (Added November 22nd 2008 - 2400 words)
Summary: The events of The Lost Tribe have reopened some wounds that Sheppard thought healed. (Vague summary to avoid spoilers for the episode)
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: The Lost Tribe. Common Ground. Characters: Sheppard and Woolsey Genre: angst, h/c

A Twice-told Tale (Added November 15th 2008 - 3400 words)
Summary: "Have I ever told you about the people of Atlantis?" (Tag to The Outsiders)
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: Outsiders. Characters: Outsider viewpoints, plus team, Genre: Outsider viewpoint, angst

Never Say Goodbye (Added October 3rd 2008 - c. 5000 words)
Summary: Sheppard's badly injured, Rodney's falling apart, the enemy's closing on them, and recent events are circling, ready to come to a head. (Tag to The Shrine)
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: Up to and including The Shrine. Characters: Sheppard and McKay, Genre: Angst. H/C

Another Step (Added October 1st 2008 - 5,400 words)
Summary: Pursued by men who want to kill him, an injured Sheppard struggles to find his way back to his team. Written for the Fall Fic Exchange on the LJ community, sgahcchallenges
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: Mention of Search and Rescue in season five. Characters: Sheppard plus Ronon. Genre: H/C

The Comfort of Strangers (Added October 1st 2008 - c. 5000 words)
Summary: "You were always alone in a prison." A long-term prisoner watches two who most definitely are not. Written for the "comfort" challenge on SGA flashfic
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Sheppard and McKay, plus outsider viewpoint. Genre: Angst. H/C

Evergreen (Added October 1st 2008 - 1,900 words)
Summary: When you are suddenly released from your responsibilities, what do you do?
Rating: PG
Content: Warnings: This was my response to the news of the show's cancellation. It has a strange mixture of humour and poignancy. Characters: Team. Genre: Humour, but also angst

After the First Death (Added August 22nd 2008 - 4,300 words)
Summary: With the correct training, you can attempt to keep a badly injured soldier alive in the field until medical care arrives. If you succeed, your part in their story is over. But if you fail, what then?
Rating: PG
Content: Warnings: Death of red shirts, but not of canon characters. Characters: Sheppard and team. Genre: Angst. H/c

A Matter of Command (Added August 22nd 2008 - 2,500 words)
Summary: A Search and Rescue aftermath story. To say any more would be a spoiler.
Rating: PG
Content: Warnings: Spoilers for Search and Rescue, the season 5 opener. Characters: Sheppard and team. Genre: An ungodly mixture of angst, h/c and humour.

From Ashes (Added June 30th 2008 - 3,500 words)
Summary: Twenty years on, Teyla remembers the loss of those who were like a family to her, and finally finds healing in the flames. (Please read warnings)
Rating: PG
Content: Warnings: Death of main characters told in flashback. Future-Teyla has an OC husband. Season four spoilers. It made me cry. Characters: Teyla. Team in flashback. Genre: Angst.

Such Stuff as Dreams are Made on (Added May 18th 2008 - 3,000 words)
Summary: Sometimes he dreams that he can fly, but when he awakes, the doctor with the amber eyes tells him that men will never fly, and injects him with gentle drugs to stop him dreaming...
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Sheppard, mostly. Genre: Angst. H/C. Written for the "Must be dreaming" flashfic challenge.

Types of Intelligence (Added May 1st 2008 - 7,200 words)
Summary: A new enemy has struck at the heart of Atlantis. Can Sheppard's team cope with the aftermath of defeating it?
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: Vague spoilers for Reunion and Doppelganger. Set before Missing. Characters: Team. Genre: Angst. Written for the SGA gen ficathon, for the challenge AI, in the genre Angst.

Forged in Flame (Added May 1st 2008 - 4,500 words)
Summary: Fire, fever, fury and fellowship. Three times the flames almost killed them, and once when they helped them find home.
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: None. Characters: Team. Genre: Team bonding in various flavours. Written for the "burning up" challenge on sga flashfic.

Missing (Added March 23rd 2008 - 3,700 words)
Summary: This is a set of missing scenes for The Last Man. To say more here would be a spoiler. Summary within
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: The Last Man. Characters: Ronon and McKay, mostly. Genre: Angst. Episode missing scenes

Sisyphus (Added March 23rd 2008 - 6,300 words)
Summary: Sheppard's in hell, and there is only one way to break free
Rating: PG-13
Content: Characters: Sheppard and team. Genre: Horror. Angst. Hurt/comfort

The Other Side (Added February 5th 2008 - 4,400 words)
Summary: An explosion leaves Sheppard and McKay trapped and injured on opposite sides of a sealed door. Time is running out, and there is nothing to do but wait for rescue… and to talk.
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: Up to and including Outcast. Characters: Sheppard and McKay. Genre: Hurt/comfort, friendship, angst.

Warm (Added February 5th 2008 - 3,400 words)
Summary: Injured and alone, he remembers...
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: None. Characters: Sheppard and team. Genre: Team fuzziness, with a side dish of whump.

Midwinter Burning (Added December 21st 2007 - 3,700 words)
Summary: Teyla persuades her team to celebrate Midwinter, and to find some hope in the darkness. (Note: For want of any evidence to the contrary, I'm assuming that This Mortal Coil takes place shortly before Christmas.)
Rating: PG (well, probably G, but I like to play it safe)
Content: Spoilers: Up to and including This Mortal Coil. Characters: Team. Genre: Angst, gen.

Hole (Added December 14th 2007 - 2,800 words)
Summary: Rodney's stuck. It would be moderately hilarious, if it wasn't for the lack of butter, the approaching enemies, the unhelpful jokes, and the threat of imminent death.
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Team, with emphasis on McKay and Sheppard. Genre: Gen. Some humour, some angst, lots of team bonding

After Life (Added December 2nd 2007 - 3,800 words)
Summary: "I'm no expert, but I think we're… we seem to be... uh...dead."
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers up to and including Doppelganger in season 4. Characters: Sheppard and McKay. Genre: Angst, bickering, gen. Written for the "Ways to Die" challenge on sga_flashfic

Old Leaves (Added: November 16th 2007 - 5,000-ish)
Summary: When an ambush leaves Ronon hurt and Sheppard badly injured, the two of them are forced to go on the run. A Runner for seven years, Ronon should find this all too familiar, but this is something new...
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Ronon and Sheppard. Genre: Character study, adventure, angst, hurt/comfort, gen.

Face to Face (Added November 16th 2007 - 2,800 words)
Summary: Injured and trapped in the dark… and they are not alone.
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers up to and including Doppelganger in season 4. Characters: Team. Genre: Ghost story, gen.

Do Not Go Gentle (Added November 16th 2007 - 2,300 words)
Summary: Sheppard and McKay have escaped from a terrible ordeal, but the battle is far from over.
Rating: PG
Content:Characters: Sheppard and McKay. Genre: Hurt/comfort, angst, gen.

Disarmed (Added: September 21st 2007 - 2,100 words)
Summary: Rodney can't speak. Surely Sheppard wouldn't be so cruel as to tease him? (This was written for the "Wordless" challenge on the SGA flashfic LJ community)
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Team, with an emphasis on Sheppard and McKay. Genre: Mix of angst and humour

Anchor (Added September 21st 2007 - 2,100 words)
Summary: For even the most private of men, there comes a time when words mean everything. (Also written for the "Wordless" challenge on the SGA flashfic LJ community)
Rating: PG-13 (some violent imagery)
Content: Characters: Mostly Sheppard. Genre: Angst. H/C.

Ghosts (Added: September 3rd 2007 - 3,600 words)
Summary: An icy planet, a jumper crash, a deadly enemy...
Rating: PG-13.
Content: Characters: Sheppard and team. Genre: Angst. Shep-whump. Gen.

Message in a Bottle (Added August 21st 2007 - 3,600 words)
Summary: Sheppard wakes up to find himself in a medical facility on a strange planet, with no memory of how he got there, and only a tenuous connection to home.
Rating: PG-13.
Content: Characters: Mostly Sheppard, but also Weir and McKay. Genre: Angst. Whump. Gen.


Humour, parody and other silliness


A Walk on the Dark Side (Added June 5th 2009 - 2400 words)
Summary: Even in an evil mirror universe, things don't go quite according to plan
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Team. Genre: Humour.

Rodney in Wonderland (Added March 5th 2009 - 4600 words)
Summary: Rodney falls down a rabbit-hole
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: References to The Queen and Infection. Characters: McKay and team, plus... others. Genre: Humour. Pastiche.

Pros and Cons (Added March 5th 2009 - 2400 words)
Summary: It was proving to the be freakiest captivity ever. John doubted that even Ronon could take out four hundred crazed women when armed only with a teaspoon.
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Sheppard and Ronon. Genre: Humour/crack

New Year's Resolutions (Added March 5th 2009 - 1300 plus 4 images)
Summary: Two short pieces about New Year's Resolutions - one of them fourth-wall-breaking parody, and the other in images
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Team. Genre: Humour/crack

Indistinguishable from Magic (Added February 13th 2009 - 4000 words)
Summary: When John rubs a magic lamp-- "Magic?" squawked the genie, flapping its incorporeal arms. "How many times do I have to tell you that magic doesn't exist? You... Oh," it said, with an exaggerated incorporeal sigh. "We're in a story. That, apparently, makes everything okay. So go on, tell your stupid story. I bet no-one reads it. Magic and wishes? Pah!"
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: None. Characters: Team. Genre: Humour

A Wraith's Guide to Food and Nutrition (Added January 10th 2009 - 2500 words)
Summary: In which the Wraith struggle with their diet, Sheppard and McKay struggle to play teacher, and everyone struggles with chocolate cake and other related evils.
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: Up to Infection. Characters: Sheppard, McKay, Wraith, assorted extras. Genre: Humour

Hello, Rodney! (Added November 15th 2008 - 2800 words, plus pictures)
Summary: Does Rodney look like a happy Rodney, or a sad Rodney? That's right, he looks like a sad Rodney. A grumpy Rodney. A not-very-happy-at-all Rodney. I wonder why he's such a sad Rodney. Let's find out, shall we? (Another story in the same vein as Run, John, Run!
Rating: PG (except for the optional shocking ending)
Content: Characters: McKay and Sheppard, mostly. Genre: Very silly humour

Five Authors who Didn't Write Stargate Atlantis (Added August 22nd 2008 - 3000 words)
Summary: Four authors who (fortunately for them) didn't write Stargate Atlantis, and one who (fortunately for Atlantis) didn't write it, either... Written for the "5 things" challenge on the SGA flashfic LJ community)
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Team plus... others. Genre: Pastiche

Biased Sources (Added August 22nd 2008 - 1,800 words)
Summary: Okay, so I nearly killed John Sheppard. So sue me.
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Well... um... outsider viewpoint? Genre: Humour

The Lower Levels (Added June 30th 2008 - 2,200 words, plus two images)
Summary: Enraged squirrels, angry daisies, butter knives and other horrors even less fearsome. Life's tough when you're a first level adventurer - and even tougher when a certain Rodney McKay's in your party... Written for the "Animal, Mineral and Vegetable" challenge on the SGA flashfic LJ community)
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Sheppard and McKay. Genre: Angst. Humour

The Youngest Son (Added June 30th 2008 - 4,400 words)
Summary: They blow up hive ships. ("Hey! That's a good thing!") They destroy solar systems. ("Only five sixths!") Now they are trampling rough-shod through all the traditions of fairy tales. What's a miller's third son on the cusp of Destiny to do? Written for the "Fairytale" challenge on the SGA flashfic LJ community)
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Team, plus hapless outside viewpoint. Genre: Mostly humour

Gen Sheppard user manual (Added June 30th 2008 - 1,300 words)
Summary: Congratulations on your purchase of your Gen Sheppard (Sheppardus nohankypankius.)
Rating: PG-13 (some double entendre)
Content: Characters: Sheppard. Genre: Silliness

The Long Road Home (Added: March 29th 2008)
Summary: A thrilling drama series, with giant plants! and monsters! and heroism! and injury! and photos! and even bloopers!

Whumpers: A manual (Added: March 2008)
Summary: A piece of silliness inspired by various people saying that their other halfs don't understand their whumping urges. This is designed to foster understanding. It's also not meant at all seriously, I hasten to add.

Gratuitous Shep Whump Generation Tables (Added: March 2008)
Summary: This is what happens when you play too many RPGs, and read too many fanfics.

John Sheppard and the Planet with No Whump (Added: February 2008)
Summary: Does what it says on the tin. Or not. Poor Sheppard can never escape, it seems.
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Sheppard and team. Genre: Extremely silly.

The Fall of the Roman Empire (Added: February 20th 2008 - 2,400 words)
Summary: In all the scholarly debate about the fall of the Roman Empire, no historian has yet uncovered the role played by a certain speed-obsessed, bare-legged centurion, and a verbose hypocaust engineer called Rodneus. That story can now be told... (Written for the "Ancient History" challenge on SGA flashfic)
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: McKay and Sheppard. Genre: Extremely silly. Warnings: Silliness. Latin. Italics. Naked legs. Sandals. Wanton destruction of the Roman Empire and the fourth wall

The Lollipop of Doom (Added: February 20th 2008 - 1,300 words)
Summary: What was Sheppard getting up to during Trio? In other words, Shep whump can be found in the most unpromising of places, if you try hard enough. This is very very silly, and was intended as an exclusive joke-fic on the Gateworld Shep whump thread, but I might as well link to it here
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Sheppard. Genre: Extremely silly.

The Best-Laid Plans (Added: January 18th 2008 - 2,700 words)
Summary: A man, an elf, a dwarf and a reluctant hobbit ("I don't even get to wear boots!") go on a quest that could change the world in ways that the wise have long foreseen. Alternatively, however… (Written for the "Not Human" challenge on SGA flashfic)
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers: Vague ones for the plot of The Lord of the Rings. Characters: McKay, Sheppard, Ronon, Teyla, Radek... and Gandalf. Genre: Extremely silly crossover

Stories of Murder and Woe (Added: January 18th 2008)
Summary: "For stories of murder and woe / That kill all our friends from the show / Where death is the norm / In a limerick form / Just click on the link there below." (Or, in this case, above.)
Rating: PG for innuendo
Content: Spoilers only for the season four cast. Characters: Everyone. Genre: Humour. Rhyme.

Photoshop is Mightier than the Sword (Added January 18th 2008 - 500 words, and 10 pictures)
Summary: In which our team demonstrates graphically that Photoshop is mightier than the sword.
Rating: PG for the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages a traditional Athosian affirmation of life and fellowship
Content: Characters: Team. Genre: Humour. Pictures.

Collateral Damage (Added November 16th 2007 - 2,000 words)
Summary: Every time you whump a Shep, the little children cry...
Rating: PG
Content: Parody, humour, meta, whump

Once More in Pegasus: A musical episode of Stargate Atlantis (Added October 15th 2007)
Summary: Something Mysterious happens. There is angst. There is whump. There is musical snark. There are ambiguous dance steps. There are singing Wraith. There are dancing Genii. This season is going out with a song...
Note: This is a version of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode Once More, With Feeling, complete with audio files for those who don't know the tunes. Please read the note at the start of the fic before you try to listen to any.
Rating: PG
Content: Spoilers for Sunday. Characters: Season three cast. Genre: Musical. Humour. Some musical angst and musical whump. Gen-safe, but there are some ambiguous dance steps

Run John Run! (Added September 5th 2007 - 3,000 words)
Summary: This is a Shep whump story as written for 4 year olds, complete with pictures and ideas for educational extension activities. What can I say...?
Rating: PG (some double entendre which, being innocent minded, I will of course claim is accidental ;-)
Content: Characters: Team. Genre: Humour. Very very silly humour - with pictures

The Games People Play (Added August 21st 2007 - 3,900 words)
Summary: A day of games. What could possibly go wrong? (Note: This was written for the "Cake or Death" challenge on the SGA flashfic LJ community, with explains certain things.)
Rating: PG
Content: Characters: Ensemble. Genre: Humour




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